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Fantastic Four In Animation - A Retrospective
Part Two -
If this be my destiny!
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I say “they” never saw The Venture Brothers. In
the episode Ice Station Impossible the crew are invited to Professor Richard Impossible’s lab for a look around.
Impossible and his crew were bombarded with cosmic rays, altering their bodies in strange ways. Richard himself
could stretch any part of his body! His wife Sally can turn her skin invisible, allowing her to show her
organs to all!
Her brother Cody combusts when he comes into contact with oxygen, resulting in horrific pain each time! Impossible’s
mentally disabled friend has been transformed into a man made of rocks – who suffers from unbearable pain every time
he moves!
It’s a very twisted parody of Marvel’s famed four, but damn is it amusing. The personal highlight for me was
when Dean and Hank get ready for a ‘ninja mission’ and Dean arrives dressed as a cowboy!
If that wasn’t enough homage’s for you, well, let’s just say the next one was a better Fantastic Four movie
than the actual Fantastic Four movie!
Largely based upon Marvel’s comic, The Incredibles racked up the cash at the box office and proved to be
Disney’s first real hit in a long, long time. The movie follows the adventures of Mr. Incredible and his
superheroic family after they are forced to stop being superheroes and live life as ‘normal’ people.
Featuring some stunning 3D animation, a few great laughs and genuinely being a hell of a movie, one would think
that the next year, when the real Fantastic Four movie came to movie theatres, we could expect something to top
Disney’s homage, right?
Wrong.
With Marvel bringing nearly every big superhero they have to the big screen since X-Men in 2000,
one would’ve thought their last big jewel, The Fantastic Four would truly be something special. Unfortunately, they
decided to bring the movie to Fox, a studio famous for ruining movies by having them run far too short to fit
more showings in. They then decided to bring Tim Story in to direct it. Between this and how rushed the whole
damn thing was, I made it a point not to get too excited for the film, as it reeked of typical summer blockbuster
fluff that you forget about the moment you leave the theatre.
Typically, Fox then released one of the coolest trailers for the film I’ve ever seen which left me optimistic.
I didn’t know who any of the cast were besides Jessica Alba, who didn’t leave me too worried, because I’ll be blunt –
when she’s on screen, if she wasn’t saying anything interesting, I’d simply look at her cleavage.
The problems with the movie are numerous – I personally believe it’s not as terrible as many make it out to be, but
there’s a hell of a lot of room for improvement for the sequels. It’s not as bad as Batman and Robin, cringe worthy as
Catwoman or crappy as Captain America, but it comes nowhere near the sensational heights of either of the Spider-Man
movies nor the brilliance of Batman Begins. Instead, it slumbers alongside Superman Returns as a much which should’ve
been much, much better.
The movie starts off well enough; aside from a terrible, terrible scene in which we learn that Victor Von Doom
is evil because he is gasp! covered in shadows! After meeting Johnny and realising that Doom and Susan are now
dating after she and Reed spilt up (which I personally thought was a great touch) we fly up into space, and the
five are bombarded with cosmic rays and they receive their powers.
A decent enough, if not unspectacular start but the main problem afterwards, however, is that nothing else happens
until the end of the film in which The Four effortlessly kick Doom’s ass. Instead of exploring the unknown and kicking
ass, we see the four of them sitting at home, not doing much of anything. We get stupid sitcom style jokes instead of
real character development. Thankfully, Chris Evans is on his A game here, with a pitch perfect Human Torch. The rest
of the characters don’t fair as well – Ben comes close but is written terribly. He spends the entire movie moping how
ugly he is and apparently doesn’t give a crap by the end of the film, telling Reed not to bother looking for that pesky
cure of his. ‘The Idol Of Millions’ isn’t to be found here – despite a fine performance from Mike Chiklis, the character
is nowhere near as entertaining as he is in the comics. Sue Storm is incredibly annoying as a woman who can’t seem to get
past her own invisible bubble. Jessica Alba’s nice cleavage saved the day (is there anything boobs can’t do?) There’s
nothing spectacular about Reed, but he’s not as bad as I expected him to be. I predicted Reed would be the Cyclops of
the franchise – there but just barely, but I was pleasantly surprised with what I with Reed.
Here’s where the writers really should be ashamed of themselves – Dr. Doom. Easily Marvel’s worst big screen supervillain,
hell, he’s pretty shocking even when compared to the mediocre villains found in DC’s movies, but this version of Doom is
so bad it’s unforgivable. Julian McMahon doesn’t help matters as he comes across as very wooden in the role, and to be
honest, the character lacks even the slightest motivation. For reasons unknown, this isn’t the comic book Dr Doom in the
film; it’s an almost entirely original character who is basic cross between Norman Osborn and Electro, without being
anywhere near as cool as either. The fact he is featured in a single fight in the film and gets his ass handed to him
is the least of the problems with the character. It was beyond poor, which is absolutely shocking with a villain as Dr.
Doom, arguably the greatest supervillain of all time.
Not to diss everyone involved in the movies production though - John Ottman's score was outstanding.
The movie did well at the box office, but had mixed results with the critics and fanboys alike. A sequel is due next
year, with The Silver Surfer being added to the mix. I won’t get even the slightest bit excited until I hear that
Galactus will be joining them as I find the Silver Surfer to be utterly dull unless The Devourer Of Worlds is involved.
After the movie came and went, it was announced that the Fantastic Four would be coming back to the small screen with their own animated series. Announced as an
action comedy starring a family of superheroes and almost anime inspired designs, the early buzz is that the show is of a
decent quality and should hopefully prove to be better than all that came before.
It seems to be a little too early to say at this stage in the game as the show premieres tomorrow but everything
we've seen/heard so far says we should prepare for the fantastic.
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